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Monday, February 23, 2009

googlemejo

just for fun...

i decided to do a few versions of the google name searches that have been going around


JOANNE NEEDS...
(Go to your favorite search engine, and type "your name needs" and list your top ten hits...)
1. Joanne needs ...an intact dilation and evacuation abortion (oh my!)
2. Joanne needs ...more character development. She is gorgeous and has been in the background far too long.
3. Joanne needs ...A RAISE!
4. Joanne needs...scientific evidence or support of the things that Paul takes on faith. (Paul is highly intuitive)
5. Joanne needs...to think. think. think harder. think wise. Joanne has to THINK BIG.
6. Joanne needs...help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally, although she is reliable during the day. (HAHAHAHAHA)
7. Jo needs... 2B funky
8. Joanne needs... space and can't stand to be suffocated
9. Joanne needs intellectual stimulation and companionship
10. Joanne needs to turn 3 more or gain 75 more Vampire points to reach the next


ONE DAY JOANNE WILL...
(Go to Google, type in "One day (your first name) will" with the quotations, and post the first 10 returns, no matter what they say.)
1. return to the East just one more time
2. one day, [jo] will be there
3. send you a recap email within 24 hours of your Coaching phone call
4. surpass their understanding within days.
5. notice us
6. be rehearsing to resume her role as Jenny Johnson in Santa Claus
7. be missed.
8. be exhibiting at Origin
9. not faint or stumble again. She will never experience illness...
10. be putting her clairvoyant skills to the test




something about rainy days...

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